Weekly Police Blotter: October 13-20, 2025

Your Hometown Herald – Keeping Tabs on the Usual Suspects (and a Few Who Clearly Missed the Memo on “Low Profile”)

Folks, it’s been a banner week in Siskiyou County, where the sheriff’s office logged 42 bookings—enough to fill a small convention center, or at least the local jail. From weed woes in Weed to domestic disputes that escalated quicker than gas prices, our deputies have been busier than a one-armed paperhanger. Remember, if your name’s here, maybe next time skip the encore performance. Stay safe, stay legal, and for heaven’s sake, show up to court.

Monday, October 13

• Peter Helfrich, 49, decided court dates are optional, racking up two misdemeanor warrants for failing to appear. Because nothing says “I’m responsible” like ignoring a promise to the judge—twice. Released same day.
• Scott Michael Jones, 56, booked on a smorgasbord including felon possessing firearm, prohibited ammo, grand theft auto, and stolen vehicle possession, plus multiple failure to appear warrants. Apparently, “borrowing” cars and guns is his idea of a hobby; the judge might suggest knitting instead. Released October 15.
• Nicole Beth Lovelace, 41, collected bench warrants for felony failures to appear and a trio of misdemeanor skips. Collecting warrants like Pokémon—gotta catch ’em all, but maybe not the best life goal. Released next day.

Tuesday, October 14

• Marshall Lyle Cobb, 37, hauled in on bench warrants for misdemeanor failures, plus an out-of-county misdemeanor hit. Turning a simple stop into a multi-jurisdictional adventure—points for creativity, demerits for everything else. Released October 15.
• David William Hammock, 36, cited for failing to appear, possessing controlled substance and paraphernalia, plus an outside misdemeanor warrant. Late-night strolls with contraband: because who needs Netflix when you’ve got this drama? Released same day (wait, booking 10/15, but arrest 10/14).
• Alaine Rose Johnson, 37, violated probation twice on felony charges. Probation is like a diet—easy to start, hard to stick to, especially in Happy Camp. Released October 17.
• Breanna Marie Kleinkopf, 37, surrendered on a misdemeanor failure to appear warrant. Voluntarily showing up to jail: that’s either peak responsibility or a really bad Tuesday. Released same day.
• Jeanette Maria Morris, 52, nabbed for DUI alcohol and over 0.08%, plus a failure to appear. Driving under the influence in Mt. Shasta—where the views are stunning, but the roads aren’t forgiving. Released October 15.
• Alfredo Leon Orea, 54, charged with misdemeanor battery on spouse/date. Clinic visits shouldn’t end in cuffs, but here we are. Released October 15.
• Gilbert Real Rousseau, 66, self-surrendered on felony conspiracy to commit crime. Conspiring from Van Nuys to Siskiyou—long-distance scheming at its finest. Released on bail same day.
• Christopher Scott Shelton, 42, fresh arrest for forging vehicle registration and receiving stolen property. Faking plates and pocketing pilfered property: a two-for-one special in bad ideas. Released October 15.
• Jimmy Lee Smith, 45, warrant for failure to appear, plus two outside felony warrants from Butte County. Collecting warrants from multiple counties—like stamps, but with more regret. Released same day.
• Adrian Nunezvaldivia, 31, riding bike under influence. DUI on a bicycle: eco-friendly crime, but still a bad pedal choice. Released October 15.

Wednesday, October 15

• Ashley Lynn Baker, 29, two misdemeanor warrants for failing to appear. Early morning wake-up call from deputies—better than coffee, worse for freedom. Released same day.
• Skyler Ranada Deasis, 37, obstructing officer and driving on suspended/revoked license for DUI. Resisting and revoked: a combo that never ends well. Released October 16.
• Jerry Shawn Due, 52, a laundry list including felon with firearm, concealed weapon, prohibited ammo, impersonation, addict driving, possession of narcotics and paraphernalia, obstructing, false info, suspended license, unloaded handgun, stolen property, false birth cert, and multiple failures to appear. If there’s a charge, he probably has it—collecting like trophies, but the prize is jail time.Still in custody.
• Chasity Rachel Kuuleialoha Kauhaahaa, 38, probation violation, failure to appear, paraphernalia, and controlled substance possession. Grocery shopping turned bust—stick to the produce aisle next time. Released October 17.
• Daniel Scott Killion, 47, get credit with others’ ID, theft after prior, and petty theft with priors, plus controlled substance. Impersonation and theft: because being yourself is overrated? Still in custody?
• Julianna Murphy, 37, disorderly conduct intoxicated with drugs and alcohol. Mixing substances like a bad cocktail—shaken, stirred, and cuffed. Released October 16.
• Trent Conway Nance, 29, assault with deadly weapon not firearm, plus multiple failure to appear warrants. Domestic disputes gone wrong—stick to words, folks. Still in custody.

Thursday, October 16

• Weed Woes: Cody Jon Balcer, 27, possess marijuana for sale and sell/give/transport. In Weed, CA, of all places—irony alert! Released same day.
• Jail Lobby:  Angel Mae Casner, 35, misdemeanor failure to appear. Lobby check-in for a warrant: casual Thursday vibes. Released same day.
• Mugginsville: Robert Roy Hall, 40, violating court order for domestic violence. Orders are meant to be followed, not filed under “ignore.” Released October 17.
• S Main @ Museum: Emily Rose Pavlacky, 27, arson causing great bodily injury, plus two bench warrants for felony failures. Setting fires and skipping court: hot mess express. Still in custody.
• Jail Lobby: “Narcotic Den” Mckenzie Kristina Pellizzer, 26, keeping place to sell narcotics. Turning home into a shop—wrong kind of entrepreneurship. Released same day (kick to swap?).
• Montague: Spousal Battery James Thomas Roath, 39, battery on spouse/date. Domestic harmony interrupted—again. Released October 17.
• Yreka: Possession and Fail Justin Dale Roberts, 39, controlled substance, paraphernalia, and failure to appear. Early bird gets the worm… or the warrant. Released same day.
• N. Weed Blvd 97 South: Possession for Sale Ruben Jesus Rodriguez, 25, possess marijuana for sale and sell/transport. Road trip with extra baggage—green and illegal. Released same day.
• NB I-5 N. Weed: Drug Trafficking Patric Sebastian Sterling Sanchez, 30, possess for sale, transport/sell, and possess/purchase for sale controlled substance. Highway haul of the wrong variety—100k bail says ouch. Still in custody.
• Weed: Corporal Injury Robert Allen Smith, 64, inflict corporal injury on spouse/cohabitant. Trailer park troubles—keep it civil, neighbors. Released October 17.
• N Weed Blvd/97 South: Obstruct and Weed Keaton Reed White, 28, obstructing officer, possess marijuana for sale, sell/transport. Group trip gone wrong—safety in numbers, but not from deputies. Released same day.

Friday, October 17

• Yreka: Jordan Cody Harris, 43, obstructing officer, bench warrant for felony failure, and three misdemeanor failures to appear. Early AM antics: resisting plus a warrant buffet. Still in custody.
• Yreka: Roberto Ortega Jimenez, 60, disorderly conduct alcohol. Booze-fueled bother—stick to water next time. Released October 18.
• Yreka: Burglary Bonanza Zachary James Grant Markes, 27, second-degree burglary, vandalism over $400, theft of utility services, theft after prior, disorderly loitering, and failure to appear. Pizza joint heist: extra toppings of crime. Still in custody.

Saturday, October 18

• Yreka: Warrant Whirlwind Gwenna Camille Kelly, 37, bench warrant for felony failure, failure to appear misdemeanors, and more skips. Warrant collector’s edition—complete set achieved. Released October 19.
• Laveronica Marae Martinez, 55, DUI alcohol, over 0.08%, suspended license for DUI, and multiple failures to appear. Driving impaired with extras: full combo meal of charges. Released October 19.

Sunday, October 19

• Possession Party Nelson Kenneth Johnson, 27, possess narcotic, paraphernalia. Midnight munchies of the illegal kind. Released same day.
• Disorderly and Fail Cayla Rae Lewis, 37, disorderly alcohol and failure to appear. Weed’s main drag drama—alcohol edition. Released October 20.
• Probation and Paraphernalia Jerald Bradley Long-Nichols, 39, probation violation and possess paraphernalia. Violating probation: sequel nobody wanted. Released same day.
• Multi Possession Chenelle Allanah Gayle Ogden, 22, possess unlawful paraphernalia, narcotic, and controlled substance. Triple threat in substances—collect ’em all. Released same day.
• Battery Ignacio Nacho Ordaz Moreno, 60, battery on spouse/date. Late-night disagreement turned legal. Still in custody.

Monday, October 20

• Old Court House: Mischief and Obstruct Brandon Wayne Newton, 48, malicious mischief to vehicle and obstructing officer. Vandalizing history—bad form at the old courthouse. Released same day.

There you have it, readers—a week where “failure to appear” was the hit single, and substances provided the backup vocals. If this blotter reads like your to-do list, maybe reconsider. Tips? Call anonymously. Until next week, keep it clean—or at least clever.

Compiled from official reports. No satire was harmed in the making, but several egos might be.