Or “How to Make Poor Decisions in Small-Town California”
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One Comment
The Jan at the end of the comment about Derek Fabbro was unnecessary and not true. He was falsely arrested and did NOT violate any order. He was NOT restrained from the residence nor was he within 100 yards. Whitchurch is a lying corrupt cop who was sleeping with his wife and has a vendetta against Derek.