The following individuals were booked into the Siskiyou County Jail from October 1-7, 2024. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
*scroll to bottom for additional information in booking report.
Welcome to the Siskiyou County Shuffle, folks! This week’s lineup features a motley crew of characters who’ve earned themselves an all-expenses-paid stay at our lovely county accommodations.
First up, we have Gabriel “Boozy Cruiser” Armstrong, who thought he’d spice up his Idaho road trip with a DUI detour. Spoiler alert: It didn’t end well.
Meet Levi Bartholomew, our local “Tipsy Taxi” enthusiast. Pro tip: When the bartender says, “Call a cab,” they don’t mean you should become one.
Randy “Tough Love” Calvery decided to redefine “domestic bliss” and earned himself a $50,000 timeout to rethink his life choices.
David “Pyro Party” Carey thought combining alcohol and fire would be a blast. Spoiler: The only thing that got lit was his arrest warrant.
And let’s not forget Jorge “Green Thumb” Carrillo, who misunderstood the concept of “high” yield farming.
The award for “Most Persistent Paperwork Dodger” goes to Miranda Truppa, with an impressive collection of failure to appear warrants. The court misses you, Miranda!
Kim “Arsenal on Wheels” Yang tried to open a mobile pharmacy and gun show. Unsurprisingly, law enforcement wasn’t amused.
A round of applause for our “Frequent Flyer” Thomas Young, who checked in for a two-day staycation and checked out the same day. Now that’s efficiency!
Next up, we have Carroll “Can’t Catch Me” Tims, who thought “post-release supervision” was just a fancy term for “hide and seek.” Spoiler: The seekers won, and it cost him a cool $100,000.
Joshua “Boozy Speedway” Ulrey decided to turn I-5 into his personal racetrack. His prize? A cozy night in the county’s finest accommodations.
Robert “Tough Talk” VanRyn learned the hard way that in Siskiyou County, we take our threats with a side of handcuffs and a $25,000 bail.
Governor Wright (no, not that kind of governor) decided court dates were optional. News flash: They’re not. Now he’s got a pair of warrants and a new appreciation for calendars.
Cheyenne “Identity Crisis” Eskew tried to pull a fast one with a fake ID. Pro tip: When playing pretend, maybe don’t do it with controlled substances in your pocket.
Keith “Creepy DMs” Joens thought the internet was for cat videos and, well, creepy stuff. Now he’s got a $20,000 bail and a one-star review on “DateAMinor.com” (which isn’t a real thing, thank goodness).
Griselda “No-Show” Perez got a personal escort to her court date. Better late than never, right?
And let’s hear it for Ryan “Parole Parkour” Poling, who thought he could jump over those pesky parole rules. Spoiler: He couldn’t.
Remember, folks, Siskiyou County: where the arrests are plentiful, the excuses are creative, and the bail bondsmen never sleep. Stay classy, and maybe invest in a good lawyer!
We have Enrique “South of the Border DUI” Del-Toro Sanchez, who thought the best souvenir from California was a mugshot. Spoiler: It wasn’t.
Barry “Pocket Pharmacy” Eslick decided to turn his car into a mobile drug store. Unfortunately for Barry, the only prescription he filled was for a pair of handcuffs.
Ricky “Paraphernalia Picasso” Fargo thought he’d curate a collection of, shall we say, alternative art supplies. The police were not impressed with his exhibition.
Kenneth “Timeout” Galten scored himself a 5-day staycation courtesy of his previous DUI adventures. It’s like a juice cleanse, but with less juice and more jumpsuits.
Shaun “Love Tap” Glasford Jr. learned that in the game of romance, battery charges are not the kind of sparks you want to fly.
Keturah “Court Dodger” Greeno and Warren “No-Show” Greenstreet II both tried to ghost the justice system. Turns out, judges don’t appreciate being left on “read.”
Charles “Bottoms Up” Hayes and Christopher “Tipsy Trespasser” Jauregui both decided to turn the town into their personal pub crawl. Plot twist: The last stop was the county jail.
Jason “Warrant Collector” Hendrix seems to be going for some sort of record. Jason, buddy, warrants aren’t Pokémon – you’re not supposed to catch ’em all!
Christopher “Musical Chairs” Howell, who thought “private property” was just a suggestion. Spoiler alert: It’s not.
Cuaxtemoc “Calendar Confused” Lopez missed his court date and got a personal reminder from the boys in blue. Maybe he needs a new watch?
Stanley “Parole Parkour” Mallatt Jr. tried to hurdle over his parole conditions. Turns out, the long arm of the law is pretty good at catching.
Priscilla “International Incident” Mancia managed to rack up both a DUI and a federal charge. That’s what we call overachieving in all the wrong ways.
Marcus “Multiple Choice” Mendez couldn’t decide between obstructing justice, playing identity swap, or a five-finger discount shopping spree. So he went for the trifecta!
Fred “Grumpy Grandpa” Mramor showed us that age is just a number, especially when it comes to disorderly conduct. You’re never too old for a time-out, Fred!
Robert “Warrant Wallflower” Naten Jr. collected court summons like they were going out of style. Spoiler: They never do.
Adam “Pocketful of Trouble” Ochoa learned that some things are better left out of your pockets, especially if they’re illegal and the police are around.
Tyler “Fists of Fury” Overman decided to audition for an action movie in real life. The police critics gave him two thumbs down and a pair of handcuffs.
Ryan “Bottoms Up” Lindsay thought the town was his personal pub. The police kindly showed him to a different kind of bar.
Judy “Restraining Order? What Restraining Order?” Cozine. She’s giving us a masterclass in how not to follow court orders. Remember kids, those aren’t just fancy pieces of paper!
Anthony “Jack of All Trades” Salazar decided to go for the criminal trifecta: assault, elder abuse, and parole violation. Congratulations, Anthony, you’ve won an all-expenses-paid extended stay at Hotel Gray Bar!
Joshua “Repeat Offender” Stevens showed us his impressive versatility by getting booked twice in one day. First for trespassing, then for a shopping spree gone wrong. Joshua, buddy, when we say “shop ’til you drop,” we don’t mean into the back of a police car!
Karlie “Armed and Ammo-rous” Pierce thought being a prohibited person was just a suggestion. Spoiler alert: It’s not. She also tried to set a new record for failure to appear warrants. The judges are not amused, Karrie!
Rosemarie “Locked and Loaded Shopper” Pringle decided to spice up her grocery run with a side of controlled substances and firearms. That’s not what they mean by “packing heat” at the deli counter, Rose!
Finally, a round of applause for Andre “Grand Theft Oopsie” Layne, who went for the grand slam of grand charges. Murder, burglary, and grand theft? Andre, this isn’t a criminal bingo card!
And lastly, a shoutout to our “Green Thumb Gang” – Khou Her, Saisue Vang, Xiongyer Vang, and Xue Vue. They tried to start a high-altitude herb garden, but ended up with a different kind of “high” than they bargained for.
Remember, Siskiyou County residents: Crime doesn’t pay, but it sure does keep our local law enforcement on their toes. Stay out of trouble, or at least be creative enough to make next week’s report!
*As always, we must emphasize that while this summary is presented in a humorous tone, it involves real people and serious situations. All individuals are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Gabriel Armstrong, 32, of Caldwell, ID, was booked on October 4 on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. He was released the same day to an alternative sentencing program.
Levi Bartholomew, 27, of Yreka, was booked on October 6 on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.
Randy Calvery, 57, of Hornbrook, was booked on October 6 on suspicion of inflicting corporal injury on a spouse/cohabitant. Bail was set at $50,000.
David Carey, 54, of Dunsmuir, was booked on October 5 on suspicion of disorderly conduct related to alcohol and causing a fire of property. He was released the next day.
Jorge Carrillo, 28, of Weed, was booked on October 3 on suspicion of possessing marijuana for sale and cultivating marijuana. He was released the same day.
Judy Cozine, 47, of Hornbrook, was booked on October 6 on suspicion of violating a domestic violence court order.
Andre Layne, 23, of Dorris, was booked on October 2 on suspicion of murder, burglary, and grand theft of a firearm. Bail was set at $250,000 for the murder charge.
Anthony Salazar, 30, of Tulelake, was booked on October 3 on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, elder abuse, and violating parole. Bail was set at $25,000 for the assault charge.
Joshua Stevens, 33, transient, was booked twice on October 5 – first for trespassing and later for shoplifting, possession of drug paraphernalia, and taking a shopping cart. He was also booked on an out-of-county warrant.
Miranda Truppa, 30, of Weed, was booked on October 2 on multiple failure to appear warrants and suspicion of possessing drug paraphernalia.
Carroll Tims, 48, of Happy Camp, was booked on October 6 on suspicion of violating post-release community supervision. Bail was set at $100,000.
Joshua Ulrey, 35, of Oakland, OR, was booked on October 5 on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and driving with a blood alcohol content of 0.08% or higher.
Robert VanRyn, 41, of Fort Jones, was booked on September 30 on suspicion of making criminal threats with intent to terrorize. Bail was set at $25,000.
Governor Wright, 27, of Sacramento, was booked on October 4 on two felony warrants for failure to appear in court.
Kim Yang, 34, of Sacramento, was booked on October 2 on multiple charges including possession of a controlled substance while armed with a loaded firearm, possession of a controlled substance for sale, transportation of a controlled substance, carrying a concealed weapon in a vehicle, illegal possession of an assault weapon, and a misdemeanor firearms charge. Total bail was set at $150,000.
Thomas Young, 60, of Weed, was booked on October 6 to serve a two-day commitment for a previous charge of carrying a concealed weapon. He was released the same day after receiving credit for time served.
Karlie Pierce, 40, transient, was booked on October 5 on suspicion of being a prohibited person in possession of ammunition. She was also booked on multiple failure to appear warrants. Bail was set at $20,000 for the ammunition charge.
Rosemarie Pringle, 35, of Weed, was booked on October 6 on suspicion of possessing a controlled substance while armed with a loaded firearm. Bail was set at $25,000. She was also booked on a failure to appear warrant.
Cheyenne Eskew, 28, of Grants Pass, OR, was booked on September 30 on suspicion of possessing a controlled substance, possessing drug paraphernalia, and providing false identification to a police officer. She was also booked on multiple warrants. Total bail was set at $78,000.
Keith Joens, 40, of Yreka, was booked on September 30 on suspicion of arranging to meet a minor for sexual purposes and contacting a minor with intent to commit a sexual offense. Bail was set at $20,000.
Griselda Perez, 33, of Montague, was booked on October 4 on a warrant for failure to appear in court. She was released the same day.
Ryan Poling, 47, transient, was booked on October 1 on suspicion of violating parole. He was released on October 4.
Alonso Rodriguez, 28, of Montague, was booked on September 30 on multiple warrants for failure to appear in court and one felony warrant.
Enrique Del-Toro Sanchez, 52, of Lynwood, WA, was booked on September 30 on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and driving with a blood alcohol content of 0.08% or higher. He was released the following day.
Barry Eslick, 55, of Castle Rock, WA, was booked on October 3 on suspicion of possessing a controlled substance, driving with a suspended or revoked license, and possessing drug paraphernalia. He was released the same day.
Ricky Fargo, 60, of Rocklin, was booked on October 4 on suspicion of possessing drug paraphernalia and a controlled substance. He was released the same day.
Kenneth Galten, 31, of Mt. Shasta, was booked on October 7 to serve 5 days on alternative sentencing for a previous DUI conviction.
Shaun Glasford Jr., 27, of Weed, was booked on October 4 on suspicion of battery against a spouse, ex-spouse, or dating partner. He was released the following day.
Keturah Greeno, 47, of Happy Camp, was booked on October 6 on a warrant for failure to appear in court. She was released the same day.
Warren Greenstreet II, 65, of McCloud, was booked on October 3 on a warrant for failure to appear in court. He was released the same day.
Charles Hayes, 27, of Mt. Shasta, was booked on October 6 on suspicion of disorderly conduct related to alcohol. He was released the same day.
Jason Hendrix, 42, of Weed, was booked on October 6 on multiple out-of-county warrants for failure to appear in court. He was released the following day.
Khou Her, 66, of Redding, was booked on October 3 on suspicion of cultivating marijuana (6+ plants). She was released the same day.
Christopher Howell, 46, of Montague, was booked on September 30 on suspicion of trespassing. He was released the same day.
Christopher Jauregui, 47, transient, was booked on October 6 on suspicion of disorderly conduct related to alcohol. He was released the following day.
Cuaxtemoc Lopez, 52, of Yreka, was booked on October 2 on a warrant for failure to appear in court. He was released the same day.
Stanley Mallatt Jr., 40, transient, was booked on September 30 on suspicion of violating felony parole.
Priscilla Mancia, 33, of Oakland, OR, was booked on October 5 on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and an unspecified federal charge. She was released the same day.
Marcus Mendez, 40, of Pasadena, was booked on September 30 on suspicion of obstructing a police officer, providing false identification to a police officer, and shoplifting. He was released the following day.
Fred Mramor, 66, of Yreka, was booked on October 1 on suspicion of disorderly conduct related to alcohol and obstructing a police officer. He was released the next day.
Robert Naten Jr., 37, of Anderson, was booked on October 3 on multiple warrants for failure to appear in court. He was released the same day.
Adam Ochoa, 44, of Yreka, was booked on October 3 on suspicion of possessing drug paraphernalia and a controlled substance. He was released the same day.
Tyler Overman, 32, transient, was booked on October 4 on suspicion of simple assault. He was released the same day.
Ryan Lindsay, 35, of Etna, was booked on October 6 on suspicion of disorderly conduct related to alcohol. He was released the following day.
Several individuals were also booked on suspicion of cultivating marijuana, including Saisue Vang, 63, of Hickory, NC; Xiongyer Vang, 58, of Blaine, MN; and Xue Vue, 55, of Blaine, MN. All were booked on October 3 and released the same day.
Readers are reminded that all individuals are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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