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List the Birds

Always on the console, between the front seats of my vehicle, sit a pair of binoculars.  I never know when I might see an unusual bird, or one that I cannot identify quickly while driving.  Then, I safely and lawfully pull off the road and check it out.  I am what is known as a fully-law-compliant “birder”.

“Birding” can be much more than just placidly gazing at the feathery animals–for many, it becomes a passion and lifestyle.  A man asks his mate what they should do for their vacation?  “The Gulf during late May would be a wonderful place to go—after all we might hit the warbler migration as they come across the Caribbean from South America.”  A mother might ask her kids where they want to go for a picnic?  “Let’s go to Tulelake—the shorebirds are moving through and we might see semipalmated plovers!”

For non-birders (often called “civilians”) the people with this addiction seem strange, awkward and geekish types, who park only half-way off the highway; wear vests with many pockets and shorts that show off their knobby knees; have binoculars bouncing off their shoulders; and tightly grip their expensive spotting scopes (with long tripod legs fully extended).  Good people to avoid, many civilians think.

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